perrytheplatyborg:

me? a furry? preposterous! *trips and 26 bad dragon dildos fall out from my fursuit*

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dazzlecort:

prozdvoices:

Anonymous said:

Hey dude I love your dramatic readings. Anyway, can you read the name of every state in America in the most seductive way possible? In alphabetical order please.

what the fuck

Why

Well, OKAY.

Saying the Names of All 50 States in Alphabetical OrderSeductively

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legend.

suitfer:

i love the idea of the three of them being a cute little family uvu

suitfer:

i love the idea of the three of them being a cute little family uvu

kristoffbjorgman:

ouijasexting:

so no change

sweetwhatsername:

buttonpoetry:

Melissa May - “To The Stranger” (WoWPS 2014)

"I was not born knowing how to hate this body. Dear stranger, I learned. Dear stranger, I unlearned.”

This woman never ceases to amaze us. Creating all the beauty out of negativity.

<3

occasionally she just gets up on stage and SLAYS i love this woman

toripocalypse:

I have created my own hell.

shubbabang:

People who talk to me like I’m a 5 year old

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